unclefather:

there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”

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"I actually never want to meet another person like you."

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first handedly , i know .

first handedly , i know .

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queen-dis:
“werecakes:
“why does this only have 4 notes?
”
Excuse me, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Sauron?
”
HAHAHAH ^^^

queen-dis:

werecakes:

why does this only have 4 notes?

Excuse me, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Sauron?

HAHAHAH ^^^

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